her hand and today it was a blue and gold teapot, which had once been a gift
from a friend of her father’s who might have become Prime Minister, if he had
ever successfully stood for election. Luckily
the teapot was empty, albeit slightly soapy.
doorstep. The uniform was navy and neat,
with a stripe of gold on the pocket, but Sylvia did not recognise it. A man in the same uniform (a little less
neat) stood behind. Both of them looked
young, but a lot of people looked young to Sylvia – who was, herself, 78, but
(as people often put it) ‘still living alone’.
It was that ‘still’ that Sylvia hated to hear. The word implied that things might, perhaps
should, soon change – that, frankly, some person or persons unknown had slipped
up by letting the situation continue for so long. The lady in uniform smiled patiently, and
waited for an answer.
Can I help you?”
here regarding the museum. Would you
mind if we stepped in for a moment?”
any matter. Having been brought up to
respect uniforms, whatever they might signify, she stepped back to allow the
lady and the man to walk past her down the hall.
is. Think of wheelchair access, for one
thing.”
now. She wished that she had vacuumed,
or at least tidied in there, but she always started her weekly clean in the
kitchen. It certainly wasn’t tidy in the
living room, she knew; a pile of books were on the sofa, a jigsaw puzzle was
half completed on the coffee table, and there might well be – she blushed to
remember – the remnants of a cup of cocoa on the sideboard. Still, she couldn’t stand in the hallway all
evening. She put down the teapot on the
stairs, and followed.
around the coffee table, looking closely at the mess of objects. Sylvia trotted quickly to the sofa and
started picking up books.
going to have to ask you not to touch the exhibits.”
from Sylvia’s hands.
he read, “and The Tenant of Wildfell Hall.” The lady produced a tiny notebook from
somewhere within the uniform, and scribbled some notes.
returning to her cheeks – it was never far from them. “I promise I didn’t steal
them. I paid £1 for each. The suggested donation was only fifty pence,
but I like to support charity when I can.”
She paused, wondering what other relevant information she could possibly
provide. “I don’t recall the exact
charity. I have a feeling it might have
been something to do with parrots.”
obviously. Now, if you could take us
through to the kitchen…?”
made up for his silence with the level of attention he paid to all of Sylvia’s
possessions, frequently writing things in his own tiny notebook. It was a little officious, Sylvia thought,
not to say nosey. If the man who might
have become Prime Minister were there, he’d have known what to do. He’d been so clever about the situation with
the village hall plumbing, and had once given her a pair of warm suede gloves,
sensible man. Not many gentlemen would
have thought of that. Sylvia took the
only course of action she could think of.
whose own uniform, it transpired, held takeaway cups filled with tea. “Of course, we can’t use the cups and mugs
you have here.”
method of making her look her most offended. “The crockery was a gift from my
parents. I believe the mayor has a
similar set.”
current mayor? Yes? But you understand that we can’t use the exhibits in such a
manner.”
the time had come to be direct, “I really don’t understand. Are you from the council? Is this – ” (an advert she had seen on
television came dimly to her mind) “– is this at all connected with my TV
licence?”
We’re from the museum. We are
members of the Museum Committee.”
looked over his shoulder and added: “The subcommittee for pre-launch evaluation
and itemisation.”
would make everything clear again.
partner.
is missing.”
moment of businesslike concern. She
flipped through her notebook, frowning. Sylvia
stared across the room, hoping that standing still and not speaking would
somehow provide a solution to her confusion.
They muttered to each other for a minute or two, until Sylvia wondered
if they had forgotten about her entirely.
Eventually the lady addressed her.
the item or items taken.”
Sylvia was scrupulously honest, and felt compelled to acknowledge an exception:
“There is a library book by my bed. I
don’t own that. It isn’t especially
good. I would describe the
characterisation as lacklustre.”
drop from Sylvia’s face. “I don’t wish
to upset you, Miss Hawthorn, but the museum simply can’t permit exhibits to be
tampered with.”
Hawthorn, and the committee had so hoped that pre-launch evaluation and
itemisation would run smoothly. We only
have a week until opening, as you know.”
I really and truly don’t know what
you’re talking about!”
that quite clear.”
father would have called an impasse.
come back to assess the kitchen later,” he said. “It’s almost three; we’d better make a start
upstairs soon.” He turned back to the shelf.
suddenly remembered where she’d left the teapot. In amidst the confusion, that seemed to be a
bright light of elucidation. Perhaps,
somehow, if she clung onto that information, the rest would fall into place.
apparently giving her up as a lost cause.
They were counting mugs and cups, ticking them off a list in their
notebooks. Sylvia watched them for a
moment, and quickly made up her mind. Suddenly,
hoping they wouldn’t follow, she hurried out of the kitchen. Her pace increased as she got to the hallway.
They hadn’t
noticed her leave. She knew what she had to do. Without pausing to
put on a coat or a hat, without even putting on the gloves that had been a gift
from the friend of her father’s who might have become Prime Minister, she
pulled open the front door, grabbed the teapot from the stairs, and ran, ran as
quickly as she could, away from the door, away from the museum, and away, away into
the fog.